Hello there. I'm Tom. I'm a student at Aberystwyth University and life is just going really well. I love films, TV, video games, music, books and sleep.
I also have a beautiful girlfriend. She is a kickass film watching/gaming companion, even if she is constantly falling asleep on me...
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.